May 2013
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ready, set, sex.
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
May 22nd
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Your parents' expectations of school
sodamnrelatable: They expect you to be walking to school like: but in reality you’re like: they expect you to be in class like: but in reality you’re like: they expect you before an exam to be all like: but in reality you’re like: they expect to react to your exam mark like: but in reality they’ll be like:
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Land of Crystals and Frogs: morning-room:... →
morning-room: dragon-of-wonder: sklifos: aileblanche: danceswithdoritos: draemishs: coolasacalliope: thedoctorpottergames: causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT… FUCKING MEXICO TOO
May 21st
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pandalecko: I tried LAV IT
May 21st
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Oh boy here we go again! LLLLET’S PLAY! BATTLEFIELD BAD COMPANY 2
May 21st
The art of trolling...
sodamnrelatable: THE GUY TAPED TO THE CEILING HOW????
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Anonymous asked: Is it true that mexicans can sing and reach notes like opera singers even if they don't sing at all? Also hi from Marty's stables <v<
May 20th
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kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude replied to your post: Fricking hell mom stop making me snort tea out of… ….What is going on over there? :,D Since the italian government’s gonna add another tax, she said it will come the day in which they’ll put a fart-o-meter up our ass, record how much an individual farts every day and how strong, and then at the end of the month we’ll have to pay the tax...
May 20th
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kingdom-mars replied to your photo: LOOK WHAT A FRIEND GAVE ME BOTH ARE AS GOOD AS… bAD COMPANY TWO IS THE SHIT MAN PLAY IT ASAP BUT MARTYYYY I’M PLAYING FFXIII
May 20th
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
May 20th
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kingdom-mars: I might actually have to draw one of these tomorrow Tentadrill kinda looks like one of those kamen rider guys :,D
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GAMEPLAY NEWS
So hey guys! Just leaving this message here to let you all know that I’ll be getting back to record gameplay soon, since school is almost over. Right now i’m in the procces of making a gaming only blog so those who are not interested in my gameplays don’t get spammed with my shit xD I’ll post a link here as soon as everything’s set but for now you’ll have to...
May 20th
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May 19th
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milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
May 19th
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OOC: It's already done.
fableduniverse: xxkillmewithshotasxx: sir-marshall-lee: frostyjackk: modernjackfrost: bifrostedflake: Yahoo has purchased Tumblr.  ( x ) this one has proof nooooooo
May 19th
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May 19th
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kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude replied to your post: I know what that feels like.  That’s good I guess and hey, I do the same over here My parents still don’t know I bought the military boots <u< And...
May 19th
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kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude replied to your post: I know what that feels like.  That’s good I guess and hey, I do the same over here My parents still don’t know I bought the military boots <u< And hey, remember there’s always people...
May 19th
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kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude replied to your post: I know what that feels like.  That’s good I guess and hey, I do the same over here My parents still don’t know I bought the military boots <u< And hey, remember there’s always people who will love you no matter what <3 ...
May 19th
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kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude replied to your post: I know what that feels like.  That’s good I guess and hey, I do the same over here My parents still don’t know I bought the military boots <u< And hey, remember there’s always people who will love you no matter what <3 Mom will never know I secretly buy...
May 19th
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kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude: kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude replied to your post: I know what that feels like.  That’s good I guess and hey, I do the same over here My parents still don’t know I bought the military boots <u< And hey, remember there’s always people who will love you no matter what <3 Mom will never know I secretly buy male plaid shirts But burritooooo I...
May 19th
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kingdom-mars: thatonemexicandude replied to your post: I know what that feels like.  That’s good I guess and hey, I do the same over here My parents still don’t know I bought the military boots <u< And hey, remember there’s always people who will love you no matter what <3 Mom will never know I secretly buy male plaid shirts But burritooooo I bet you’ll look pretty hot in...
May 19th
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Mãe: - Você não enjoa de passar o dia todo na...
sodamnrelatable: That moment when you’ve been told something so many times you can actually read it in another languages |D
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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
kingdom-mars: kjerktan: dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.  We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails. EVERY SINGLE...
May 18th
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That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
arthur-christmas-claus: And they weren’t even the same species. “But it’s not natural!” “There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.” “But now their child will be gay.” “He will never have a normal, real relationship.” “He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.” Respected king. Loved father. I rest my case. And just for the hell...
May 18th
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I Am The Original Schmoop: So I was watching some... →
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May 17th
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